"[You’re dating your Spider-Man co-star Andrew Garfield. How does it feel to have a genuine superhero on your arm?] I think everyone wants a hero. Everyone wants someone to pick them up and tell them it’s all going to be okay because we’re all flailing about the place. There is always that feeling that we want someone to save us from all of this."
-Emma Stone (via stonefieldjoult)

SiriusXM’s Town Hall With The Cast Of “The Amazing Spider-Man 2” On Jamie Foxx’s SiriusXM Channel The Foxxhole - April 24th, 2014

king-satan-senpai:

gan-firling:

[reevaluates life choices] 

damnnlyssa:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

oyesiam1:

Thank you Ellen for showing as once again how to react to homophobia with class and humour.

x

there is literally nothing i hate about this woman

ellen for jesus 2016

"ELLEN FOR JESUS 2016"

jaclcfrost:

[gently rests hand on character’s cheek] i love you but you’re such an ass

tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

me: wow i have so much work to do
me: *goes on tumblr*
me: *watches a movie*
me: *reads a novel*
me: *takes a nap*
me: *climbs a mountain*
me: *backpacks through europe*
me: why am i not getting anything done