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what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake
A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.
Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.
You didn’t pick that up in high school?
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”